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You get generic garbage from AI because you skip one step: onboarding it.

Opinion-30·You-Accusation·Follow-Ask·May 16, 2026·View on Instagram

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Hook blames viewer ('you're bad at AI'), body delivers contrarian verdict on AI onboarding with receipts (context vs. orders), CTA asks follow on non-launch content.

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You're bad at AI because you keep trying to use it. You type, make me a pricing page, and you get this generic garbage.

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0:00You're bad at AI because you keep trying to use it.
0:02You type, make me a pricing page, and you get this generic garbage.
0:05You decide AI's broken, and it's not.
0:06You just never onboarded it.
0:07You never hand a new employee a project on day one, and then just walk off.
0:11You know, they don't know your business yet.
0:12AI's the same.
0:13So before you ask it anything, you have to pay something like this, right here.
0:16And here's the part that most people get wrong anyways.
0:18When AI gives you something bad, you start bossing it around.
0:21It's like, make it shorter, make it punchier, and that's the slow way.
0:23And you'll correct it like 10 times and still hate it.
0:25AI doesn't need more orders.
0:26It needs more context.
0:27So next time you use it, tell it who you are, who it's actually working for,
0:29and what good looks like up front.
0:30And then you'll see it's going to get it right the first time.
0:32And that's the difference between fighting AI and actually using it.
0:34Cheers.
0:35And don't forget to follow if you want to learn how to make AI actually work for your business.

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