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List-Teach·You-Accusation·Follow-Ask·May 14, 2026·View on Instagram

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Auto-tagged92% confidence· 20-plus

Hook blames viewer (parent) for kid's marketing failure; body is a three-step teach with ChatGPT receipt; CTA asks follow on non-launch reel.

Follow-ask on stapleHook aims at viewerSpoken/written overlap

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Spoken hook · first 3s

your kid fucking sucks at marketing and it's- it's not their fault

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0:00your kid fucking sucks at marketing and it's- it's not their fault
0:04it's actually your fault
0:05you just gave them a phone but no knowledge of your business at all
0:10or who you are or who you're even selling to
0:12you just expect them to know because they're your kid
0:15and they can just- they've been on instagram all day
0:18and they know all the algorithms and the trends and all that
0:21bullshit, no they don't
0:23you have to give them the tools to make it work
0:26so if i were you and i wanted my kid to keep running my social media
0:30and i wanted it to be easier for them here's what i would do in three steps
0:34number one this is your job go write down
0:38go write down on a piece of paper who you are what you do
0:41and who you're selling to and how you actually want to talk
0:45number two i would tell them what not to do
0:48write down all the things you never want posted everything you don't want to
0:51sound like and number three i'm gonna sign them up
0:55with a chat gpt account and i'm gonna tell them to input those
0:58first two things before they do anything and that's gonna take your
1:03output just make it 10x better already
1:06so your kid even though they suck it's your fault
1:09not theirs follow for more tips on how to actually get ai to do what you want
1:13it to do

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